OC!Magazine

OCazmo Magazine this month bringz:

1.BlackWolfs Shoking abduction story,

2.Why torgo and jeff were abducted,

3.Concerts concerts and more Concerts.

1.BlackWolf formely known as BW was abducted on December 28th 2009 and hasnt been seen Blogging,Playing Chatting ever since,Reporters BigDawg*KING OF CAZMO*Says”This has been an Very Unfortunate event!Ever since we finished filming him last December in the GinormikusRidiklionkus show he hasnt been seen.Susspects are Lloyd, Ginormikus Ridiklionkus, the GR Band, The Guy who talks before the show and Soeleo.”Their all being questioned know on his missing,Lloyd said”It couldnt have been me,I may be a alien and a VERY close freind to GR but it truelly wasnt me!I would never abduct again after what i did back in 2008June!!!HONEST!” GR said “I asked him if he has any Lint for me to eat not CAN I ABDUCT YOU like a Freakey Alien!I may be from planet Zudah and may have a UFO saying Ab3u0t But i didnt abduct him!anyways Cheif?Have yah got any lint?”The GR band said”Whoat dude!We came with GR on the way!He payed us 35006089 CazmoCahs per day for this dude!We have like…um yeah nothing to do with this Dude!”The Guy who talks before the show said “Um…Maybe me but no it isnt me!OF COURSE NOT!Why would i want to abduct,I already have 3LILCazmicos on my Shoulders and i only get payed 500CazmoCash a day!Hmmm…Im gunna see how much the GRBand gets”.Soeleo said “No…NOT ME!”.Suspictions are now looking forward at his mum.We will get back to you an anymore News!

2.Torgo and Jeff got kidnapped back in June 2008,But why were they?Who are the aliens?and Was it a Prank?

Q.Was it a prank Cheif asked torgo.

A.Torog said “No…Why would we,We would send transmitions when we couldve ended up in BodyShop GraveYard!”

Jeff Comented”Did all cazmos brush their teeth and Stay healthy and cut down on the AlienBrainBurgers while we were gone?”

Q.who are the aliens?

A.Jeff Said”Torgo?Your catfish is Too fat,Nowonder the Aliens blew up into a million Pieces when he Jumped on em!”

Torgo Comented”Maybe a lil Sarcasm will grass u up to BIGDAWG IF YOU DONT SHUT IT JEFF!Anyway,We dont know who the aliens are as we were paralized at the Time!But they DID THREATEN to hurt us!Jeff started crying like a baby though HAHA JEFF!EMBARRRRESSED!”

Q.Why did they Get you?

A.Torgos Side of the Story”Well…I was in my garden at the time planting Some BrusselChoclate covered mintey mintsprouts,and i saw something in the air.I was on my CazCellPhone to GR at the Time talking about offering him a place in a talkshow,GR just had to go he had to go shoping.3Minutes later i was searching for bug nests,I heard a big WHOOOWERE WHOOOWERE!Sound…Then as soon as i know it,My Glasses fell of my face,I went Whising up in the air and never saw my Catfish or GR again!On the Ship i saw a alien with a Pipe and he was wearing a Creamy robe and was all Green,Talked like a Real Bad Talker with the Case of Chatalloot,His voice was deep too,Before i knew it i was Chucked into a Slimey cell.Playing my PandaMonica!Which is Alienish for Harmonica.”

Jeffs Side Of The Story,”I was in my house,Opend my fridge and saw a note,It said WE WILL GET YOU JEFF!So i logged into the PCHCTTTC*PlanetCazmoHelpCenterToTalkToCheif* and we started talking while listinging to HIPHOPQUEEN By somegirlGroup called the CluiqueGirls on my Comp in CazmoComputerMusic and media Player!Then i heard aa Huge Squeealy sound.I looked behind me,Their they were,3 HUGE INVISIBLE UFOS COMING TO GET ME!I Asked Cheif for help!Then…A HUGE CRASH…I went flying up into the air and landed in the UFO!I didnt catch what the CheifAlien looked like,Because i was thinking about how fat torgos catfish was and if cazmos were brushing their teeth and staying healthy while i was gone!”

Cheif says”Thank you both,we will get back again to you soon this year!You will have to stay away from cazmo for about 4-8MonthsTo get used to the atmosphere you can visit every 8 or 4 Weeks.”

3.Concerts,Concerts AND MORE CONCERTZ!

Paratute,LadyGaGa,HannahMontanah,MileyCyrus,Savannah outen and loads more artists are coming to the CazmoStage this year!their will be about 50-60concerts this year!And about 30 Different Stars,INCLUDING SOULJIABOY!Maybe Linkin park!Who knows?

The next OC!Magazine is out in a month!

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